Yo, it might just because I'm super smart and all, but I think this movie might be about drugs. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that this movie has the girl that played Cher in the Clueless TV show, or that I KNEW she was the girl who played Cher in the Clueless TV show. I'm so fucking gay, I might as well just line up for the dicks now.
Haha goddamn, this kid lives in a weed fucking house. Growing all over the place. It's like someone threw some furniture in there to try and legitimize it. Aaaand it turns out his parents are the ones growing it, they're the basic ultra-liberal hippies who hate the outside world movie parents to the point where they keep their kids inside all day home schooling them. However they do get points for offering to get their son a hooker. Only parents that TRULY love will offer to pay for your dirty prostitutes.
What the fuck? The movie starts to take off when Clueless moves in next door, along with her ultra-conservative parents. Cause you see, she playing a high schooler. IN TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT.
This is what all high schoolers look like
So the son Quinn is the main character in the movie, and he just desperately wants to get out and be "normal," while nobody else in his family sees the problem in how they live. Eventually he gets his parents to agree to let him to go to a regular high school and starts drooling all over Clueless after chance he gets.
Ok, if anyone reading this is Canadian, I need you to leave me a comment. Do Canadian schools work differently than American ones? As the main villain character is walking down the halls with his posse, talking about how Quinn is already messing up his plans for prom (by being all up in Clueless' face) one of the kids assures him that his popularity will make him a shoo-in for Valedictorian. .....wha? Yeah that's not exactly how that works.
Maybe she just flunked a few grades. Or all of them.
Quinn eventually gets popular with some of the kids at school by doing what he knows best, being a genius at getting these kids high. But of course that costs him Clueless, blah blah blah big dramatic high school life choices, that kinda thing. At that point it turns into the generic high school movie with him trying to win the girl back and his parents not approving, that kinda stuff. It does go off the regular script for the last 15 minutes or so, which was really appreciated.
Final conclusion: It is just a typical high school movie, but, I dunno, I LIKE typical high school movies, they're kind of my guilty pleasure. Plus the ending gives it an extra boost, so I'm gonna go 4/5 on this.
Seriously, doesn't ANYONE remember what an 18 year old looks like?!
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